Showing posts with label misheard lyrics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label misheard lyrics. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Whaaaaaaat

I have pretty sensitive hearing, but my verbal acuity isn't so great.  I am one of those annoying people that asks you to repeat things because I can't figure out, even with context clues, what the fuck you just said.  It makes me look stupid, but I can't help it. This also means that I am really terrible at deciphering song lyrics, which is like torture, since I'm passionate about music and I want to know everything I can about songs I like.  Sometimes decades go by before I figure out what a song is really saying.  It's embarrassing.

Anyway, I was just listening to a song and it sounded like, "...time to bleed the chocolate goat..."

I'm not even sure I want to know what the real lyrics are now, because those are some pretty kickass lyrics.

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